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Okay- one day Doris was walking down the road minding her own business on her way to isat to kill them because they won’t ever let her on the internet the bastards!! I hate them all!! Anyway- she was walking down the street minding her own business, when she spotted her best friend lying in the middle of the road.
“Alana? What are you doing?”
“Waaa! Doris! Jake beat me up!”
“So?”
“Well aren’t you going to help me beat him up?”
“No.” And then Doris walked away and Alana got beat up(not really bad though) by Jake again.
A little while after that- Doris bumped into Sean, and she promptly kicked him in the nuts. With a happy grin she started to walk away only to be stopped by Caroll whom she loathes.
“What did you do that for?!?!” He yelled.
“He deserved it.”
“That’s mean!”
“Well then you’re not going to think this is very nice either.” And in saying that, Doris kicked Caroll in the balls repeatedly. Then she helped Sean to a hospital (hey- he’s still my friend remember?) After making sure the hospital had the capability of helping Sean UNLIKE PMC WHICH SUCKS ASS! Doris went back and kicked Caroll in the balls a few more times and took him to PMC, where he sat in the waiting room for 3 hours, and then was given a shot in the ass and sent to Vegas with bad directions, so he is now forever lost in the hospital district...hahahahahahahahaha.
After having a good laugh at Caroll’s expense, Doris continued on her way to isat to kill the bastards because they STILL won’t let her on the internet. It was then she realized that she was really really far away from isat and they close at noon (because they are stupid, not because they eat lunch) So she started hitchhiking. Finally a car pulled over and she got in. Luckily for her it was Jason and Ryan, and not some psycho path.(I’ve actually hitchhiked to school before, before I thought about what might happen to me, I ended up in a small truck with a Mexican Guy who didn’t speak very good English. I was very lucky that he was a nice person and took me to school instead of out in the boonies) She told them that she needed to get to isat and they agreed to take her there- provided she took the money out of the cash register and gave it to them before she blew the place up. Doris rolled her eyes and agreed to the condition.
Well not very long after Doris got in the car, Ryan and Jason started arguing over what side of the road people drive on in Taiwan. The argument was so intense that it was driving Doris crazy. She tried to calm the outraged boys, but only managed to make the situation worse. It wasn’t very long before Doris couldn’t handle anymore, and bailed out of the car which was going pretty fast because face it- when you’re mad you tend to drive fast, and Ryan was no exception. So battered and bruised (but happier) Doris continued her way to isat because they STILL won’t let her on the internet!! What assholes!!
Around 11:30 Doris was dragging herself to isat still. There was no way she could make it there before they closed if she didn’t get a ride. I guess hitchhiking again is my only option. So she stuck out her thumb, and miraculously another car pulled over. This time it was Jake and his mom. She hurriedly explained the situation to them, and Jake’s mom was very enthusiastic towards the cause (I know that’s a little OOC but it is needed for the plot line), and Jake was just happy to see something blow up. So speedily they went to isat, so speedy, that Jake’s mom didn’t see a stop sign and ran right through it, causing a chain reaction of accidents. Luckily there were only minor injuries to all. Doris climbed out of the twisted vehicle and hauled herself to isat, which fortunately was not too far away. Duff was sitting outside the building putting sour skittles in 7up, and watching it fizz. A little light bulb went on over Doris’s head and she took a bottle of 7up and a package of sour skittles from Duff. (Of course she gave him a shiny bobble to make up for it.)
*Don’t ask me how this part works it just does for the sake of the story okay.* With the make-shift smoke bomb she made with the 7up and sour skittles, Doris entered the isat building dun dun dun...
The lady at the front desk smiled at Doris. “Oh hi! You must be Doris. We understand that you’ve been trying to get on the internet all day, but have been unsuccessful in your attempts. Well now you can get online!” A huge sweatdrop formed as Doris facevaulted.
“So you mean- that I wen through all that hell- for nothing!!” The lady shakily nodded her head. “Well I don’t care! I’m sick of this crap!! I’m still going to kill you all!!” As Doris threw her make-shift smokebomb, the secretary sounded the alarm, and a bunch of characters from Power Rangers came out and started to do cheesy fake kung-fu moves. So through the smoke arms and legs were flying around but no one was hitting anybody else. Maybe the smoke bomb wasn’t such a good idea. After getting fed up with getting nowhere fast, Doris used an omnislash and killed everybody. So Doris made it so everyone could get on the internet all the time, and lowered the price. She didn’t tell anyone that she was the new “owner” of isat, so all of the profits went to her, which she used to do some really cool things. And everyone was none the wiser.